Annual Dinner Awards - 2010
Loose Lips Might Sink Ships Award - Peter Hurley
Or in this case the colour of your underpants! For quietly
confessing the co-ordination of his underwear with the
name of a boat in the fleet.
Duct Tape is a Marvelous Thing Award - Alex Dunn
For attempting to launch the cruising chute through the fore hatch with ripping success.
Notice to Update Admiralty Charts - Steve Wright
For his personal endeavour to move the Isle of Wight to warmer climes by the application of boat hull at speed.
Two Men in a Boat Award - Les Harris & Jim Gardener
For their most athletic dingy rowing in the JMC.
Who Needs a Water Taxi Award - Jem Prince
For his superior service & responsiveness in Yarmouth.
Butt Dunk Getting into a Dingy Award - Jane Bateman
For her ability to recover with grace & decorum, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat.
Pirouette & Land in a Dingy Award - David Coulthard
For his balletic manoeuvring inside the dingy at Yarmouth.
Road Runner Award - Jim Archibald
For delivering the freshest bread rolls for breakfast.
Cillit Bang Award - Trevor Bateman
For being the charter companies idea customer & leaving the boats cleaner than he found them.
Salty Sea Dog uses Sunscreen - Richard Lindsay
For dazzling his crew with the blinding whiteness of his legs.
Wake Up Seasick in a Marina Award - Nicki Mackie
For proving in Plymouth that it is not necessary to be underway to get seasick.
Get Me Outta Here Award - Lynne Harris
For jumping ship & taking the first train out of Plymouth.